Now that television is making a strike-induced turn towards shitty and I am swearing off porn I have only a few choices to consume my time. Since hobbies are for the geriatric or active I am somewhat at a loss. Maybe I could rent more DVD’s? Maybe not. While DVD’s cost money, the Internet only costs us time, which is worth almost nothing. I know to some the internet seems only to be a master collection of scat smearin’, potato hidin’, hope killin’, Hollywood hole findin’, river dick dippin’, hobo immasculatin’, horse crouchin’, Bukowski readin’, elbow deepin’, and just good ole fashion video pornography. But maybe its not? So now I’m on the lookout for internet only content where participants don’t have to get HIV tested once a week. Any suggestions?
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